August 11, 2011

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Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3

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The Quarterback’s Bitch…A Sports Commentary.

August 6, 2011

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I absolutely love spending time with intelligent people who are good conversationalists.  Last night, I was blessed to be around two such fabulous individuals.  I was at a good friends house visiting, when one of his friends came over.  We were having great conversation on a lot of different topics, so I’m really not sure […]

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Boob Jobs

August 6, 2011

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In an attempt to be glamorous and beautiful in a society that holds up super models and actresses that don’t even look real as the standard, women have become obsessed with fad diets, spa treatments, artificial hair color and plastic surgery.  One of the most popular body sculpting surgeries for women my age is breast implants or “boob […]

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If You Have An Erection Lasting More Than 4 Hours

August 6, 2011

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There are so many products on the market for erectile dysfunction and male enhancement.  Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra seem to be the leaders in helping the man with a not so stiff stiffy, feel like a steel rod again.  Then you’ve got the medications geared toward helping the man with a micropenis hear something other […]

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Size Matters

August 5, 2011

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I have heard phrases like “size doesn’t matter”, “quality not quantity”, “it’s not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean”, etc., etc.  However…I’m here to tell you, size matters!  In all things, size matters.  If you’re hungry, do you want a little Crystal burger, or do you want a Whopper?  If […]

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Sharp-Toothed Snail

August 5, 2011

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Inside everybody’s nose There lives a sharp-toothed snail. So if you stick your finger in, He may bite off your nail. Stick it farther up inside, And he may bite off your ring. Stick it all the way, and he May bite off the whole darn thing. A poem from: Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein […]

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